Rep. Jim Jordan’s aide promised him that his dress was not too low cut. “It really brings out all your nice chest hairs, sir,” he said. Then he assured the Ohio Republican firebrand the red Stilettos went perfectly with his ensemble.
Trump had just endorsed Jordy for Speaker of the House and he wanted to look his best. Meanwhile, New York Rep. Mike Lawler—wearing a powder blue pantsuit with a white blouse ruffled at the sleeves and neck—was gathering a coffee clutch to oust the flamboyant Matt Gaetz. The Florida bon vivant was rocking a lavender pastel cocktail dress with a low back, revealing his smooth, freshly-waxed back.
Gaetz is the Robespierre of the House Revolution and Lawler wanted his head for the insurrection against Old Lady McCarthy. At the same time, the-dress-for-success Republican Governance Group had a rope and was looking to hang McCarthy mutineer Nancy Mace. She looked like she had rushed to the Capitol from the Tango club, slits to the thigh of her wine-colored dress. The South Carolina lawmaker would have to do some fancy dancing to stay alive in the Republican caucus….
