By Wonderwall.com Editors
2:04pm PST, Mar 10, 2021
Dionne Warwick wants a Twitter raise after going viral with hilarious bio-writing biz
If you have not spent quality time with Dionne Warwick’s Twitter this week, you truly have not lived. On Tuesday, March 9, the 80-year-old “That’s What Friends Are For” hitmaker shared a unicorn memoji video on the platform in which she assured followers, “I won’t stop doing my bios until I’ve taken over Twitter, so there.” The bios in question are, in a word, ah-mazing. And Dionne’s prolific posting of them not only took over Twitter by the end of the day, but maybe also got her the raise she eventually demanded from Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey. In response to one fan who asked her to “define my existence” as his bio request, the music legend replied, “I am but a speck of dust in this infinite universe. I am 1 of nearly 8 billion people on Earth, but I call myself Prince Andy. This bio was written by Dionne Warwick as a reality check.” After spotting her offer to write bios for the Twitterverse, another user joked, “where were you when I needed you in 2007?” Dionne replied, “Minding my business, I guess? I’m here now.” As she posted more and more bios, she stopped occasionally to ask if she was “trending at No. 1 yet,” and, eventually, to update fans that she’d made it to the No. 2 slot. “I wonder if I can make it to number 1…
